MaSaLa!
-Anonymous Undercover Reporter
This contribution is from an ex - student of the great Prakash who left her beloved school in the tenth std…
Well the doings of the 11th and12th std could not be covered by her as she was sent to the land of the Shiv Sainiks and shoved in the life of college at the tender age of 11TH std.
Well, she can complain about it later…now about some Mirch Masala from the 9th and the 10th std.
When this reporter was studying in our beloved school… the situations were very different. The boys were very shy of the girls except for some of them, I still fail to understand why. Maybe it was because of the hormonal changes taking place ;-)
Well but there were few over friendly guys, like the foot-patti master, then the person who prefers to call him self doctor and is a die hard fan of Diya Mirza, then the official Makdi. Well situations were improving when the reporter had to leave school.
The following information is totally based on inside information you may call it straight from the horse's mouth i.e. the reporter as she was undercover all these years studying with them.
People were not very interactive in the ninth but 10th changed it all when the two powers (9th A and 9th B) combined. Pinky was the class teacher who favoured certain students and the reporter being one of them.
10th std saw a lot of action. The great teasing of the very sweet and innocent reporter with Jim Gary and a big issue made out of it, even the students who didn't open their mouth in class indulged in the sinful act of teasing.
Reporter shall never forgive the people who started the teasing business and the whole thing of Rakhi brother, they are gonna rot in hell!!!
Then was the great abusing match between "the spider" and the one eyed beauty. This was all done not directly on the face but through the benches. Messages were written in the class, which were read by one another. I wonder was this the start of another romance.
Then 10th was also the time of the secret crushes. Our very own foot-patti master had a crush on a certain damsel, and apparently the feelings were reciprocated.
Unfortunately, it gathered no moss as the stone rolled away to a far, far land leaving our foot-patti master heart broken. Though shaken but never stirred foot-patti had many others to give him company, one of them being his old flame-cockroach.
The 9th std was also the time of "garam khoon". This was evident with the match that took place between the doctor and a certain good boy right in front of Tata salt.
The good boy having initials same as a brand of pizzas and the doctor had exchage of abuses and got into a fistfight which led to doctor breaking pizzas glasses right there in the class. Well like any other boxers they had to shake hands after the match when Tata salt "threatened them".
Then was the incident of Geetha Ma'am walking out of the class of 9th A when someone "accidentally" snickered when she entered the class.
She tossed her hair in the air and walked out. A team was assigned by Tata salt to look into the matter which consisted of PS and the reporter.
Geetha Ma'am finally agreed after many apologies. The person who laughed is known by the reporter but the reason of laughing is still unknown. The person can be identified as cow.
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